By Emily Kopec

If you think you need to break out the benjamins to show your honey you care this holiday season, I’ll see your ass at Kay’s, sucka. It’s way sexier to give your boo something fun that doesn’t break your bank account and puts a smile on both your faces. Happy holidays!

For Him

Sex Casino Game. Ladies, why go all the way to Vegas to gamble and act slutty when you can do both at the same time ~ in the comfort of your (or his) bedroom? He’ll think he hit the jackpot when you give him the Sex Casino game, $19.95 (adameve.com). You two lovebirds will have racy fun with the scratch tickets, strip poker cards, suggestive dice and foreplay spin. Everyone wins!

A Damn Winter Jacket. Guys tend to walk around in sub-zero temperatures in just a shirt all winter long, occasionally adding  a lightweight jacket appropriate for spring. I don’t know how to explain this phenomenon; I just know that many males are in dire need of a jacket. Kohls.com has a stylin’ axcess peacot currently on sale for $99.00. Just sayin’.

Playboy 4-Piece Coffrett. Whether he aspires to be suave and sophisticated or cool and edgy, there’s a sexy fragrance to meet his personal style in this luxurious gift set. Choose from Hollywood Playboy, Malibu Playboy, Miami Playboy and Vegas Playboy. Each distinctive contemporary fragrance captures the essence of the exciting lifestyle in some of the world’s hottest cities. (Hey, what about Worcester Playboy?). The holiday set retails for $21.00 (a $37.50 value) and is available in drugstores nationwide this season.

For Her

Sexy Black Baby Doll. Dude, if you’re thinking of going the lingerie route, you can’t go wrong with a black baby doll. Not only is it smoking hawt, but it’s a flattering style on just about every woman’s body. If you’d rather skip the trip to Vicky’s Secret, a super-sexy yet classy little number is the Embroidered Mesh Baby Doll, $32.95 (henryandjune.com). She’ll love wearing it almost as much as you love seeing her in it.

Body Oil Essentials Kit. Give her the gift of naturally zapping stress with Weleda Body Oil Essentials Kit, $14.99 (target.com). It consists of six delightfully aromatic oils, including Wild Rose and Sea Buckthorn. I own these, and srsly, it takes just one whiff to restore my sense of balance and put me in a spa-like state of mind. ‘Nuff said. They’re small, portable-friendly bottles that last a long time. Talk about insta-bliss in a bottle!

Make-up Brush Set. I don’t know any woman who wouldn’t want Sephora’s six-piece Vanity Brush Set, $48 (sephora.com). (Honey, are you reading this?). It’s a necessity. Besides, how else do you expect her to get the perfect smoky eyes to seduce you with?

Pictured:  Sexy Black Baby Doll from henryandjune.com