Did They Really Say That???

By Dave Smith

We can’t win at home. We can’t win on the road. I just can’t figure out where else to play!
~ Pat Williams

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
~ Greg Norman, Pro Golfer

My sister’s expecting a baby,and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.
~ Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player

You can observe a lot just by watching.
~ Yogi Berra

You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle.

~ Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach

Half this game is ninety percent mental.
~ Danny Ozark, manager of the Philadelphia Phillies

Fade into Bolivian, I guess.

~Fighter Mike Tyson’s reply to a query about what he would do when he hung up the gloves

I’m going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.

~Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh

You can sum up this sport in two words: You never know.
~ Lou Duva, boxing trainer

The Gullikson twins here. An interesting pair, both from Wisconsin…
~ Dan Maskel

Left hand, right hand, it doesn’t matter. I’m amphibious.
~ Charles Shackleford of the NCSU basketball team

I can’t really remember the names of the clubs that we went to.

~ Shaquille O’Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece.